Funny Questions to Ask Little Kids
Twenty silly questions for young children at home, in the car or in class: the silliest word they know, the ice cream flavor they would invent, the superpower they want and what they would use it for, and what they think grown-ups do all day.
The questions
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What's your favorite animal? Can you make its sound?
Why ask it
The best possible opener because it asks for a performance rather than an answer, and almost no small child refuses. Once they have made a noise out loud, they will keep talking. Starting with a question that needs thinking usually gets you a shrug.
If you could be any animal for one day, which one would you be?
Why ask it
Three and four year olds will simply repeat the animal from the last question, which is fine. Older kids start reasoning: a cheetah to be fast, a bird to see the house from above. Ask why only after they have committed to an animal.
What's the silliest word you know?
Why ask it
Small children love the sound of words before they care about the meaning, so expect invented nonsense rather than a real word. This one also sets the rules for everything after it: silly answers are allowed and nobody is being tested.
If you could invent a brand new ice cream flavor, what would be in it?
Why ask it
The list is the fun part, and it usually gets worse the longer they go: chocolate, then sprinkles, then pickles, then a hot dog. Ask what it would be called and you get a second answer better than the first.
What food would you never eat, not even for a million dollars?
Why ask it
Children are absolute about disliked food in a way adults have learned not to be, so this comes out fast and with feeling. The million dollars matters, because it turns a complaint into a dare they are proud to refuse.
If you had a magic wand, what's the first thing you would do with it?
Why ask it
The word first stops them from listing ten wishes and forces one choice. Younger children ask for an object, older ones start fixing things: no more bedtime, a sick pet made better, a grandparent brought closer. That shift is worth listening for.
What superpower would you want, and what would you use it first?
Why ask it
Nearly every child says flying or invisibility, so the second half is the real question. Watch whether they use it for adventure or for getting out of something specific, like school shoes or a sibling's bedroom door.
If your toys could talk, what would they say about you?
Why ask it
This is the first question in the set that asks them to imagine being looked at, which is a genuine leap for a four year old. Answers range from thank you for playing with me to a complaint about being left outside in the rain.
What's the funniest joke you know?
Why ask it
Expect a joke with no punchline, or a punchline delivered before the setup, and laugh anyway. What matters is that they have noticed jokes have a shape. Many will then tell you the same joke four more times, which is part of the deal.
If you were in charge of the whole house for one day, what rules would you make?
Why ask it
Children are strict rulers. Most invent as many rules as they abolish, and several will make rules for the adults. The rule they scrap first tells you which household rule they resent most this month.
What do you think grown-ups do all day when kids aren't around?
Why ask it
The answers are built entirely from guesswork and usually involve eating whatever the child is not allowed to eat. It is the funniest question in the set and the one adults most often want repeated to somebody else.
If you could have any pet, real or made up, what would you get and what would you name it?
Why ask it
The name is where the personality shows up, and it is often something ordinary attached to something enormous: a dragon called Kevin, a giraffe called Spot. Younger children name pets after people they know.
What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you?
Why ask it
This asks for a memory rather than an invention, which is harder for the youngest. If they stall, narrow it: something funny at school, or something funny the dog did. A general question about the past rarely produces anything.
If you could build a house out of anything at all, what would you make it from?
Why ask it
Almost everyone starts with candy or cake, so follow up by asking what happens when it rains. The problem-solving that follows is more interesting than the material, and it keeps a one-word answer going.
What's something you're really good at that grown-ups are bad at?
Why ask it
Children love being the expert and rarely get asked to be. Expect video games, cartwheels, finding lost things, or knowing every dinosaur. Do not argue with the claim, even the wildly untrue ones.
If one animal could talk back to you, which would you pick and what would you ask it?
Why ask it
Most children choose their own pet, and the question they want to ask is usually something they genuinely wonder about: whether the dog is happy, why the cat sits there. Those answers are quietly touching rather than funny.
Would you rather be as tall as a house or as small as a mouse?
Why ask it
A two-option question, which is a relief for small children after several open ones. It also produces the most physical answers, because they immediately start describing what they could reach or where they could hide.
What do you want to be when you grow up? What would you do on your very first day?
Why ask it
The job is the boring half. The first day is where you learn what they actually picture: a vet who feeds every animal a snack, a firefighter who drives the truck to their own house. Skip the job and go straight to the day if they seem bored of being asked.
If you could be a different age tomorrow, what age would you pick?
Why ask it
Almost all children pick older, and the age they name is usually a sibling's or the age they think unlocks a specific privilege. Ask what they would do at that age, because the privilege is the real answer.
What's the best day you can remember?
Why ask it
A calm closer after twenty minutes of nonsense. Small children usually name something recent and small: a beach afternoon, a birthday, a day somebody visited. Write down what they say, because the answer changes completely within a year.
How to use these questions with young children
Practical guidance for the conversation itself
How small children actually answer
- Three and four year olds repeat the last thing they heard. If the first answer sounds copied, it probably is. Ask again in a different way rather than pushing.
- Wait longer than feels natural. Many children need five to ten seconds of silence before the real answer arrives, and adults usually fill that gap for them.
- Two options work better than an open question when a child is tired or shy. Would you rather be a lion or a fish gets you moving again.
- Do not ask why more than once in a row. It reads as being challenged, and children who feel challenged stop offering anything.
Where these work best
- The car is the single best place, because nobody has to make eye contact and there is nothing else to do.
- Bath time, bedtime and long walks all work for the same reason. Sitting across a table feels like being interviewed.
- In a classroom or a group, ask the quietest child first. Once a confident child answers, the rest will copy that answer for the next ten minutes.
- Pick three or four questions, not twenty. Small children lose interest well before the list runs out, and stopping early keeps them keen next time.
Getting more than one word
- And then what happened is the most useful follow-up in existence with young children. Use it two or three times and a sentence becomes a story.
- Ask them to show you rather than tell you: the animal noise, the silly face, how tall the house would be. Physical answers unlock verbal ones.
- Answer your own question badly first. A ridiculous ice cream flavor from an adult gives them permission to be sillier than they would risk being alone.
- Write down or record the exact words. Paraphrasing loses the whole thing, and the phrasing is what you will want to have kept in five years.
What to avoid
- Never correct the imagination. A dragon cannot really live in the garage, but saying so ends the conversation and teaches them that answers can be wrong.
- Skip anything asking them to rank people they love, and be careful with questions about the future in families going through change.
- Do not perform their answers for a room of adults while they are standing there. Repeat it later, out of earshot.
- If they say I don't know twice, move on cheerfully. There is no version of this that is worth pressing a small child on.