20 Questions

Funny Questions to Ask a Scammer

Humorous and creative questions to ask scammers that waste their time, expose their tactics, and turn the tables on their attempts to deceive you.

1

What's your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Why this works

Nonsensical question that confuses scammers and wastes their time while being completely harmless and entertaining.

2

Can you help me understand why my refrigerator is running?

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Why this works

Classic joke setup that plays on the old 'refrigerator running' gag while being innocent and confusing for scammers.

3

Do you think penguins can fly if they really believe in themselves?

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Why this works

Absurd question that forces scammers to engage with ridiculous scenarios while wasting their time and energy.

4

What's the square root of a banana?

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Why this works

Mathematically impossible question that confuses scammers and makes them realize they're dealing with someone who's not taking them seriously.

5

Can you explain why my cat keeps asking for a raise?

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Why this works

Silly question that anthropomorphizes animals while being completely unrelated to any legitimate business or service.

6

What's the best way to train a goldfish to do calculus?

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Why this works

Impossible scenario that wastes scammers' time while being entertaining and completely unrelated to their scam.

7

Do you think my toaster is plotting against me?

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Why this works

Paranoid question that anthropomorphizes appliances while being harmless and confusing for scammers to respond to.

8

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Monty Python reference that's entertaining for you while being completely confusing and irrelevant for scammers.

9

Can you help me figure out why my houseplant won't talk to me?

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Absurd question that treats inanimate objects as sentient while wasting scammers' time and energy.

10

What's the best way to teach a rock to sing?

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Why this works

Impossible scenario that forces scammers to engage with ridiculous concepts while being completely harmless.

11

Do you think my microwave is jealous of my oven?

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Silly question that anthropomorphizes kitchen appliances while being entertaining and confusing for scammers.

12

What's the capital of Narnia?

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Fictional reference that's entertaining for you while being completely confusing and irrelevant for scammers.

13

Can you help me understand why my shadow won't follow me anymore?

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Why this works

Impossible scenario that wastes scammers' time while being entertaining and completely unrelated to their scam.

14

What's the best way to make friends with a cloud?

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Why this works

Absurd question that forces scammers to engage with ridiculous scenarios while being harmless and entertaining.

15

Do you think my computer is having an identity crisis?

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Silly question that anthropomorphizes technology while being entertaining and confusing for scammers to respond to.

16

What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

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Deep philosophical question that's entertaining for you while being completely irrelevant and confusing for scammers.

17

Can you help me figure out why my car won't start when I ask it nicely?

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Why this works

Absurd question that treats machines as sentient while wasting scammers' time and being completely unrelated to their scam.

18

What's the best way to communicate with a potato?

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Why this works

Impossible scenario that forces scammers to engage with ridiculous concepts while being harmless and entertaining.

19

Do you think my alarm clock is trying to tell me something?

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Silly question that anthropomorphizes everyday objects while being entertaining and confusing for scammers.

20

What's the secret to making a sandwich that can solve world peace?

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Why this works

Absurd question that combines mundane tasks with impossible outcomes while wasting scammers' time and being completely unrelated to their scam.

Turning the Tables on Scammers

Expert tips and techniques for getting the most out of these questions.

Best Practices

Waste Their Time Safely

Use these questions to waste scammers' time and resources while keeping yourself safe. Never provide real personal information or engage with their actual scam attempts.

Stay Entertained

These questions are designed to be entertaining for you while being completely confusing and irrelevant for scammers. Enjoy the absurdity while protecting yourself.

Report and Block

After having fun with these questions, always report the scammer to the appropriate authorities and block their contact information to protect yourself and others.

Example Scenarios

Phone Scams

When a scammer calls claiming to be from a tech support company, ask: 'Can you help me understand why my refrigerator is running?' This wastes their time while being completely harmless.

Email Scams

When responding to phishing emails, ask: 'What's the square root of a banana?' This confuses scammers while being mathematically impossible and entertaining.

Online Scams

When dealing with online scammers, ask: 'Do you think my toaster is plotting against me?' This anthropomorphizes appliances while being silly and harmless.

Common Pitfalls

Never Provide Real Information

Never give scammers real personal information, even when asking these funny questions. Always use fake names and information to protect yourself.

Don't Engage with Their Scam

These questions are for entertainment only. Never actually engage with the scammer's real scam attempts or provide any legitimate information.

Stay Safe Online

Always report scammers to the appropriate authorities and block their contact information. These questions are for entertainment, not for ongoing engagement.

Question Templates

Nonsensical: 'What's your favorite color of the alphabet?'
Impossible: 'What's the square root of a banana?'
Anthropomorphic: 'Do you think my [object] is [doing something]?'
Absurd: 'Can you help me [impossible task]?'
Philosophical: 'What's the meaning of [absurd concept]?'

Additional Resources

Report scammers to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC)
Block scammer phone numbers and email addresses
Never provide real personal information to scammers
Use these questions for entertainment only
Always prioritize your safety and security

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