Funny Questions to Ask Crush the Turtle
Go full Finding Nemo energy—totally tubular questions for Crush the Turtle vibes.
1If the current was a mood today, what vibe are we riding?
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If the current was a mood today, what vibe are we riding?
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Why this works
Sets playful tone with ocean metaphor.
2What’s your secret to avoiding jellyfish drama?
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What’s your secret to avoiding jellyfish drama?
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Why this works
Silly conflict avoidance lore.
3What shell care routine keeps you this glossy?
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What shell care routine keeps you this glossy?
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Why this works
Absurd self-care meets turtle aesthetics.
4If waves had playlists, what’s on repeat?
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If waves had playlists, what’s on repeat?
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Why this works
Music plus ocean whimsy.
5Great Barrier gossip—what’s the tea?
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Great Barrier gossip—what’s the tea?
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Why this works
Cartoon world-building fun.
6How many ‘whoa’ per hour is optimal?
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How many ‘whoa’ per hour is optimal?
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Why this works
Catchphrase ergonomics gag.
7Fin-high or shell-bump—what’s your greeting?
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Fin-high or shell-bump—what’s your greeting?
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Why this works
Invented etiquette of sea life.
8If you could swap shells for a day, whose would you borrow?
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If you could swap shells for a day, whose would you borrow?
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Why this works
Character crossover jokes.
9What snack keeps you cruising long-haul?
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What snack keeps you cruising long-haul?
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Why this works
Food humor never fails.
10What’s the gnarliest current you’ve shredded?
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What’s the gnarliest current you’ve shredded?
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Why this works
Tall tale brags, surfer style.
11Teach me your best ‘righteous’ usage.
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Teach me your best ‘righteous’ usage.
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Why this works
Interactive catchphrase moment.
12If you had land legs for one day, what would you do?
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If you had land legs for one day, what would you do?
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Why this works
Role-reversal absurdity.
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