Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends to Annoy Them
Silly and ridiculous questions to ask your friends for laughs, entertainment, and to create fun moments together.
1If you could be any kitchen appliance, which one would you be and why?
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If you could be any kitchen appliance, which one would you be and why?
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Why this works
Completely absurd and will make them think about something they've never considered before.
2What's your favorite color of the alphabet?
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What's your favorite color of the alphabet?
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Why this works
Makes no sense and will confuse them while being funny.
3If you could have any superpower, but it only worked on Tuesdays, what would it be?
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If you could have any superpower, but it only worked on Tuesdays, what would it be?
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Why this works
Ridiculous limitation that makes the question absurd and entertaining.
4What's the square root of a sandwich?
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What's the square root of a sandwich?
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Why this works
Mathematically impossible question that will make them laugh at the absurdity.
5If you could be any type of weather, what would you be and why?
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If you could be any type of weather, what would you be and why?
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Why this works
Completely nonsensical but will make them think creatively and laugh.
6What's your favorite number between 1 and 0?
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What's your favorite number between 1 and 0?
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Why this works
Impossible question that will confuse them and make them laugh.
7If you could have any animal as a pet, but it had to be a vegetable, what would you choose?
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If you could have any animal as a pet, but it had to be a vegetable, what would you choose?
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Why this works
Contradictory question that makes no sense but will be funny to discuss.
8What's the speed of dark?
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What's the speed of dark?
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Why this works
Nonsensical question that will make them think about something impossible.
9If you could be any shape, what would you be and why?
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If you could be any shape, what would you be and why?
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Why this works
Abstract question that will make them think creatively and laugh.
10What's your favorite letter of the number 7?
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What's your favorite letter of the number 7?
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Why this works
Makes no sense and will confuse them while being entertaining.
11If you could have any superpower, but it only worked when you're sleeping, what would it be?
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If you could have any superpower, but it only worked when you're sleeping, what would it be?
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Why this works
Ridiculous limitation that makes the question absurd and funny.
12What's the opposite of a sandwich?
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What's the opposite of a sandwich?
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Why this works
Nonsensical question that will make them think about something impossible.
13If you could be any type of furniture, what would you be and why?
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If you could be any type of furniture, what would you be and why?
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Why this works
Completely absurd but will make them think creatively and laugh.
14What's your favorite color of the number 3?
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What's your favorite color of the number 3?
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Why this works
Makes no sense and will confuse them while being funny.
15If you could have any animal as a pet, but it had to be a mineral, what would you choose?
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If you could have any animal as a pet, but it had to be a mineral, what would you choose?
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Why this works
Contradictory question that makes no sense but will be entertaining to discuss.
16What's the weight of a thought?
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What's the weight of a thought?
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Why this works
Impossible question that will make them think about something abstract.
17If you could be any type of food, what would you be and why?
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If you could be any type of food, what would you be and why?
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Why this works
Abstract question that will make them think creatively and laugh.
18What's your favorite number between 0 and 1?
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What's your favorite number between 0 and 1?
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Why this works
Impossible question that will confuse them and make them laugh.
19If you could have any superpower, but it only worked when you're not using it, what would it be?
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If you could have any superpower, but it only worked when you're not using it, what would it be?
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Why this works
Ridiculous limitation that makes the question absurd and funny.
20What's the opposite of a question?
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What's the opposite of a question?
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Why this works
Nonsensical question that will make them think about something impossible.
Having Fun with Absurd Questions
Expert tips and techniques for getting the most out of these questions.
Before You Start
Know Your Audience
Make sure your friends are in the mood for silly, absurd questions.
Set the Right Tone
Approach the questions with humor and don't take them seriously.
Be Ready to Laugh
Be prepared to laugh at the absurdity and enjoy the silliness.
During the Conversation
Embrace the Absurdity
Don't try to make sense of the questions - just enjoy the silliness.
Be Creative
Encourage creative and funny responses to the absurd questions.
Have Fun
Focus on having fun and creating laughter rather than getting serious answers.
After the Conversation
Reflect on the Fun
Think about the funny moments and absurd responses you shared.
Share the Laughter
Share the funny moments with others who might enjoy them.
Try Different Questions
Experiment with different types of absurd questions to keep it interesting.